Protip: Don't eat any sweets or drink any wine offered by the primitive woman, no matter how pretty she is. Especially if she's pretty.
Someday, I want to be in this situation. I want to be out with my friends, having saved some backwards, sorta primitive village or town from some random crap plaguing them. And of course they insist on throwing us a party, and for no reason whatsoever, some random, fine-ass village girl starts making eyes at my friend. After a few minutes, she comes over and offers him something to eat or drink. Maybe he tries to share with the rest of us, but she insists it's just for him. And after checking that he likes it, she walks away very pleased.
While she's away, getting ready for some ceremonious dance or something, I am really going to enjoy turning to me friend and congratulating him on his new bride. Probably child bride. But definitely servant-bride.
Then again, I'm pretty sure most of my friends would be totally okay with the situation.
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